*Unexpected HouseGuest*
-Zack snip-

He had been so caught up in the frustrations of the week that it wasn’t until he had been coaxed onto the couch with promises of a quiet evening that he realized how long it had been since he had sat down on the familiar piece of furniture. The hands pressing his shoulders back into the cushions seemed to agree. His dark haired friend’s smile was full of gentle affection as he put up with the last of his grousing.

“What do you want to drink, Seph?”

Anything. Tea?”

“How very civilized of you.”
The officer chuckled, rising slowly to wander into the kitchen. “I think I still have some mint somewhere… don’t drink it much, but after being chewed on by Heidigger all afternoon, I think I could go for some myself…” His voice got lost inside the wooden interior of a cabinet. “… Very soothing, they say.”

“Indeed.”

A night at Zack’s, his mind slowly adjusted to the idea. It had been a while since he had last had the pleasure. He couldn’t quite remember why, something had just always come up. Sephiroth shook his head and slid further down into the couch’s leather embrace. To be fair, his friend had had precious little free time in the past month. The dark haired SOLDIER had just seemed busier than usual in the wake of the recent funeral. He wondered if it was avoidance. Not that he was one to point fingers if it was.

The general watched as Zack move calmly about his tiny kitchen -dwarfing the every day appliances- as he went through the motions of daily life. It was there if he looked for it, a lingering something, a dip in the shoulders, a slowness to the hands that seemed to tell more than in words that the man was still thinking about her. Not for the first time, he wondered just how close they had been. The singer had been very beautiful after all.

Thinking about Samantha, about them, wasn’t conducive to relaxing. He closed his eyes and sighed. It was only then that he really paid attention to the familiar sounds and smells. The officer humming to himself in the kitchen, the fan above his head, the skittering rustle of something under the couch which then jumped up to within striking distance of his head. His eyes flew open in surprise, wondering what was going on.

“What’s the…?” There was something there. The pale man didn’t know if he was relieved or even more alarmed to find he hadn’t been having a paranoid daydream. A moment later came recognition. Not a monster, or a spy, the animal if anything looked disgustingly tame; every faux diamond on its collar proving that it was definitely domesticated. He tried and failed to disguise the fact that he had just flinched and almost grabbed for his weapon. Zack was looking at him from the safety of the kitchen as if about to start laughing. It didn’t help his temper any.

“What… Is… That?!”

“She’s cat. What did you think she was?!” The object of their conversation turned around once, and sat down in a furry mass on the arm of the couch. Pale gold eyes looked disdainfully at him as the ears flickered forwards and to the side, obviously using Zack’s mood as a signal that it was safe to confront the apartment’s new intruder.

“… what the hell is a cat doing here?” It was weak, he knew it, but at least it was better than gaping wordlessly at the unwelcome surprise. Serve the man right if he had kicked the animal, with it sneaking up like that.

“She’s just passing through, old man. I’m temporary housing, I’m afraid.”

“Oh.” Determined to not make his lapse of control any more obvious, he vetoed several more acerbic replies in favor of a fairly safe, “Does it bite?”

Her name, is
Alice.” Zack smirked. “Don’t be cheeky, and she’ll like you just fine.” Proving his point, he clucked his tongue a few times, almost sounding like some sort of rodent. The plume-tailed animal responded immediately, giving up her serene seat on the edge of the sofa to run to where he was standing and meow pitifully.

Fearlessly, he scooped the cat up as if it was a baby and clucked at it again.

“Yeah…you’re practically a person aren’t you… we’ve got to find you someone who will spoil you rotten…” The dark man got a lick on the nose for his effort, paying no attention when the animal turned back to its silent interrogation of his other guest.

“She’s staring at me”

There was something uniquely menacing about the feline’s squashed looking face. He had been looked at as ‘prey’ before, but never so convincingly by something so small; and hopelessly fluffy.

“You’re mental. She’s just a cat…” Zack set the animal down and rummaged in his refrigerator for a half open can of pet food. “Come on babe, dinner time.”

Alice meowed again in agreement.

“Where’d you get her from?”

The dark man’s shoulders stiffed noticeably, warning him that he probably could have been more tactful. Sephiroth frowned wondering what was so important about the small carnivore in his friend’s kitchen. The soldier rinsed the empty tin and tossed it in the bin under the sink before answering, not looking up from where his new pet was stuffing her face.

“… Sam’s manager called me on Monday… said she was trying to take care of her… but she’s allergic, you know? All Sam’s other friends didn’t want her.” He shrugged, “They’d put her down if she went to the animal shelter, and I thought… how is that fair…? You know? It’s not
Alice’s fault that she doesn’t have a home anymore… why should she have to die too…”

“Oh.”

Suddenly the loud feline’s presence took on a whole new meaning. He watched the white Himalayan as she groomed her front feet and then dexterously cleaned behind her ears.
Alice was Sam’s cat. The fact sank in slower than it should have.

Alice _was_ Sam’s cat.

Sephiroth meant to say something sympathetic, something that would let Zack know he understood how he must feel; that he too felt the vibrant woman’s loss. He wanted to somehow express how unfair it was that a car accident could cause so much hurt to normal people who didn’t deserve it while they, the more-than-mortal army, could probably have walked it off. Instead what came out was, “Hopefully no one will report you for violation of the pet policy.”

He could have kicked himself.

Zack gave him an exasperated look. “… Why, you planning to turn me in, old man?”

“Don’t be silly.” He countered mildly, thankful that he hadn’t pissed his friend off. Trying to prove he was an ally in the endeavor, he gingerly reached out a hand and snapped his fingers a few times to catch the cat’s attention. “Here cat. Come here,
Alice.”

The animal gave him another long look-- seeming to imply that its pedigree was more than just sprinkled with names of ancient royalty-- and ignored his request completely.

“… Yup. That’s cats for you.” The shaggy haired officer chuckled as he poured them both a mug of tea and moved to set them on the coffee table. “Want unceasing love, loyalty, and blind devotion? Get a dog. Want a nagging prissy megalomaniac? Get a cat.”

Heh.”

We should get you a dog…”

“No thank you.”

“You’d probably like one. They can be a lot of fun.”

Messy animals.”

Let me guess, you had goldfish as a kid.” His friend snorted and put his feet up on the unused corner of the table.

Sephiroth shook his head, “No. No pets. Unsanitary. Not to mention the threat of allergies.”

“You’re kidding, not even a pet rock?”

“No. Imaginary pets were considered unhealthy for a developing psyche. All my toys were designed to promote skill training.”

“That’s pathetic.”

“It wasn’t so bad.” He couldn’t help but keep a close eye on the cat, just in case it decided to suddenly start attacking something. It looked harmless enough. Settling back into the couch, he tried to relax.
Alice’s constant staring was going to get annoying.

“… So… Who do we know that’s a cat lover…?”

 

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