_Uncleboney pt1_

 

The second time Sephiroth looked up from his desk and saw his aide face-down in his papers, he decided it was probably time to do something about it. He couldn't remember exactly when the impromptu nap started, but if the man stayed curled on his blotter for another hour, he was likely to get stuck that way. Slipping into the front room of his office, he gave the base of the SOLDIER's chair a small kick, seeing if he couldn't jar the southerner awake. Zack just muttered and drooled a little more on his quarterly report.

"... Zack. Wake up."

The man slept on, happily oblivious. His small snuffling snores reminded him of a dog for some reason. Sephiroth rolled his eyes. "Come on, Zack. Up Up."

"Meh." With the help of a rather energetic poke, mako-eyes finally cracked open to look up in bleary annoyance. "Whajit?" It was a wonder his sleepy patois was understandable. The general chalked it up to years of experience.

"Go to bed, idiot. It's
3am."

"No shit?" Shaking himself awake, the officer peeled himself off his desk. "Tomatarey?"

"
Done? Pretty much." He glanced back at his papers, willing to leave them until later.

"Good. Marvelous. Uncleboneey loves'ya."

Sephiroth blinked, that particular bit of slang was one his friend hadn't ever had explained. "... uncle boneey?" It sounded safe enough, even if the meaning eluded him.

"Huh?" The soldier stared, trying to figure out what he had just said. " Oh. damn, forget it, I'm just being stupid and tired. I've never told you about Uncleboneey?"

"No."

"Oh, he's great. we'll not a 'he' exactly... more of a..." Zack twirled his finger while scrounging for the word. "... cliche? Allegory? Archtype? I don't know the right word. Fuck it. Sleeping. See ya."

"Uncle boneey?" Sephiroth couldn't help but smirk at the odd term as he locked up the office and wandered off to his own bed. He would have to ask tomorrow.

// Trust people from Gongaga to come up with the wierdiest ideas imaginable. //